Gandalfe
10-02-2008, 09:38 PM
Top ten things you never expect to hear in the world of music:
"Oh goodie, we have two oboes.
From a guitarist – “You know, that guitar solo is just too darn long…”
“welcome to heaven, here’s your clarinet...”
"Watch the director."
“Is that the banjo player’s Porsche?”
“Hey- I know I’m a drummer, but can we do one of my tunes?”
“That’s my pager,” says the trombone player.
"Did you notice the saxes were in tune?"
From a trumpet player - "am I playing too loud?"
And coming in at number one:
“Hey, we really need an accordion player”
"Oh goodie, we have two oboes.
From a guitarist – “You know, that guitar solo is just too darn long…”
“welcome to heaven, here’s your clarinet...”
"Watch the director."
“Is that the banjo player’s Porsche?”
“Hey- I know I’m a drummer, but can we do one of my tunes?”
“That’s my pager,” says the trombone player.
"Did you notice the saxes were in tune?"
From a trumpet player - "am I playing too loud?"
And coming in at number one:
“Hey, we really need an accordion player”